Step 1. Get chips, Twinkies, pizza, hairbrushes, a horoscope, Playgirl, beer, giant pitcher of Kool-Aid, and some grade-A Maui Wowie.
Step 2. Take off your bra and/or get undressed in front of your friends.
Step 3. Fend off peeping toms and serial murderers with a hand saw.
Step 4. Get down to some serious partying!