There is vamp-flying! People complain about Twilight vampires glittering, but the REAL tragedy is that they don't tear the door off a car, fly around, and bite a bald dude on the head. You know, historically accurate vamp-stuff.
You see a new stuffed animal. Man, all those vogueing corpses are really going to get you wasted.
The planets align and both Coreys touch! It doesn't happen often, but when it does, it's breathtaking.
A bloodsucker attacks someone or shows other signs of being a vampire. For example, bad breath, wearing sunglasses, sleeping all day, upset stomach -- basically all the symptoms of a hangover but with a craving for surfer blood.
You see a new mullet! Santa Carla: murder and mullet capital of the world.
The Lost Boys drink blood (either through a human or through a bedazzled wine bottle).
Take a swig whenever vamps are rollin' up on dirt bikes! OK, so they're not actually dirt bikes, but those boys drive them around on sand ALL THE TIME.