A Movie Drinking Game for The Lord of the Rings

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Mandatory Drinks
Drink whenever:
  1. Someone says "the Ring." Or, if you (like Mr. Frodo) would like to take a very long and unpleasant journey, also drink every time you see the ring.
  2. There is hobbit bonding. For example, a hobbit jumps on a wizard and hugs him. Or, a hobbit stares at another hobbit.
  3. Some poor bastards are running. There has GOT to be a better way to get across country. Is there no public transportation? Cabs? At least Gandalf gets to ride an eagle.
  4. Frodo says "Sam" or Sam says "Frodo." The sexual tension is KILLING US!
  5. You see hobbit feet. If you're wondering why this rule is funny, just take a look at those hobbit feet. You know you've got a few friends with feet like that.
  6. Magic is used. When Saruman was a young lad, he would entertain his friends with card tricks, pulling rabbits out of hats, and turning his teacher into a withered gray shell of a man.
  7. Merry and/or Pippin mess things up for the rest of the crew with their crazy shenanigans. Sure, it's all fun and games until 30,000 goblins show up. THANKS A LOT, guys. You blew it.
  8. You see the creepy Eye of Sauron. Unlike the Eye of the Tiger, the Eye of Sauron is a demotivational tool that does not involve Carl Weathers.
  9. Frodo falls down! Is it the weight of the ring? His hobbit feet? Frodo should seriously see a doctor -- there could be a problem with his inner-ear.
Bonus Drinks
  1. Sling back a swig whenever a Ring Wraith screams. Is it just me, or are they being real bitches about this whole not-getting-Frodo thing?
  2. Take a sneaky sip whenever someone calls the ring "precious."
  3. Do you really want another rule? This game is going to annihilate you! OK, finish your beer if you see fucking EAGLES.
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