Cut out the character pair pieces, fold 'em in half really slowly so you can easily imagine them smooching, then toss 'em into a bowl.
Each player (or team if you have more than 5 people) draws a pair from the bowl.
Keep an eye out for each character on your piece! The Cabin kids are on the left; Office workers are on the right. When your character commits
one of the acts specific to their type (cabin or office), take a drink! Remember that some rules apply to both types characters, regardless of their cabin/office status. For example, drink if Holden gets spooked, Lin says "chem," or either one of them fights back.
Bonus Drinks
If someone on the other team neglects their characters and fails to take a drink, make them drink double for their... transgression.
Take a drink when you hear the words "husband bulge."