Drink whenever you see Dolph’s butt-cheeks. That outfit is a closeted gay high school boy’s dream!
Drink whenever you see Skeletor’s codpiece. So, if he’s basically a skeleton, what’s... under... there??
Pour one out (into your mouth) for Pig Boy, the little kid who won a cameo on this movie, but it consisted solely of Frank Langella manhandling the staff away from his child hands.
FINISH YOUR BEER when Dolph Lundgren, after 5 long months of the sunless nightmare that was filming this movie, finally gets to yell “I HAVE THE POWER!!”