What is Hey Juice, you say? Drinking Cinema’s team of researchers have determined that Hey Juice is mostly just pure, old-fashioned GHB
, a substance already well known to date rapists (and apparently male strippers?). For a legal, rape-free version of Hey Juice, try Drinking Cinema’s Patented Hey Juice Recipe! Simply combine equal parts Stoli vodka, sugar-free Red Bull and kumquat juice in an ice-filled mixer, then shake, pour into a highball glass and add a dash of glitter to keep things sexy and low-cal.