- A Critter giggles or talks (not English, they're from outer space. Have you ever seen this movie?)
- A Critter swears (curses if you're from that part of the country) unnecessarily.
- A Critter turns into a ball and just starts cruising in ball-format. I don't know about you, but I think most pets would be WAY more terrifying if they traveled around in balls.
- A gay space cop shows up (they’re supposed to be bounty hunters but just look at them -- they're gay space cops).
- A Critter uses technology. Critters is often compared to Gremlins, but this isn't a fair comparison since Gremlins is a family fantasy movie and Critters is a scathing commentary on the lack of funding for the USA Space Program.
- A Critter just doesn't give a fuck. Like eating a firecracker.
- You see a Critter's legs (yes, they have legs and it's SO awesome whenever you see them).
- FINISH YOUR BEER when a Critter "Critter rolls" into a toilet because it's on fire.
- A Critter intimidates the little boy by knocking over his bike. WTF, Critter? Why you frontin'?
- Drink whenever you hear quaint 80's music and don't stop until it's over!
- Drink whenever you see Billy Zane's bad ass rat-tail.
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