- There is a horrible, very public murder.
- You see Arnold just doing casual things around the house, like carrying a giant log or feeding a deer. You know, suburban stuff.
- Anyone, Arnold or the bad guys, uses a great quip before or after killing someone.
- Arnold uses or talks about using any superhuman abilities, like being able to smell people upwind or gorilla pressing a phone booth with a tiny man inside it.
- You are washed away by the gentle (and sassy) steel drum s playing in the soundtrack.
- There is any collateral damage.
- You say to yourself “These bad guys are NOT scary. Arnold could kick the crap out of them” (which, as we all know, he does).
- Arnold checks his watch.
- Arnold just will NOT cooperate with anyone.
- Finish your beer whenever “Mother Fucker” is over-enunciated. It happens twice by two different guys. It’s great.
- Finish your beer if you can’t remember what Arnold’s 2-digit security code is to get into his guns in his tool shed.
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